the RENTALS

  • Try me TODAY! Jacuzzi Truck

    Jacuzzi Truck

    Is it a Jacuzzi or is it a Truck? It is both dummy.

  • Try me TODAY! Unicorn Chauffeur

    Unicorn Chauffeur

    Rent an "actual" "real-life" "Unicorn"

  • Discontinued :( Bodybuilder Removalists

    Bodybuilder Removalists

    Rent these lovely ladies who will lift things up and put them down in a different place.

  • Mini Fridge

    Mini Fridge

    No, you don't have to give it back!

  • Try me TODAY! Mini You

    Mini You

    Legally we were not allowed to say Mini Me... but we wanted to.

  • Try me TODAY! Monkey Butler

    Monkey Butler

    Rent this simian for your mobile disco, party, or marathon gaming session.

  • Discontinued :( Fixie Farthing

    Fixie Farthing

    Cruise the streets with 38 inches of steel between your thighs.

  • Discontinued :( Personal Heralder

    Personal Heralder

    He's loud, he's shouty and he lets everyone know what you're up to. Kinda like Facebook in a pair of shorts.

  • Discontinued :( Puppy Wingman

    Puppy Wingman

    Let's not beat around the bush. It's a dog you can rent to pick up chicks.